373 Puma selling oral sex

What do these ads convey?

1. Puma shoes are so dependable that they can be used for any kind of foot position (kneeling and standing).
2. The girl is so near-sighted that she can't see the brand of the guy's pants?
3. If a girl wears Puma shoes + hand bag, she'll give blowjobs all day long.
4. Men should buy their ladies Puma articles so that they can get them on their knees... or they may get a pair for themselves just to get laid.
5. I like men. And I do like sex. Should I buy me a pair of Puma's like he did so he knows I'm in for it?

I don't grasp the meaning. The ads are eye-catching though. Sex sells but I don't really like it. I'm offended that she didn't sallow.

372 I follow rivers

My previous post was about guys peeing in public in Amsterdam. While preparing that post a song called "I follow rivers" came across my mind. I wonder why that song is such a hit. I can't make anything from the lyrics. Perhaps my comprehension of the english language is insufficient.

371 I amsterdam

Queensday in Amsterdam was great fun. The wheather was fine. People were cheerful and exhuberant. My friends took me all over the city from one spot to the other. We came along a lot of peeing boys...

They'd told me that Amsterdam city officials had decided to do something about every year's poblem: people drinking too much and peeing in public. They created an app to direct people to the nearest toilet. I´m afraid it didn´t work out quite well.