In his novel Catch-22 Joseph Heller describes a set of rules, regulations or procedures, or situation which presents the illusion of choice while preventing any real choice. An example every guy understands: you wake up in the morning and you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself.
You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle.
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- La Gioconda
- I am sure you have recognized me. I am La Gioconda or Mona Lisa. I am the administrator of this blog. My master, Leonardo da Vinci, a great painter of the early Italian Renaissance, taught me that both men and women’s bodies are things of beauty created by nature and should be viewed and enjoyed as such without all the shame and guilt that society, culture, religion and government have thrust upon us as individuals. As a woman, I have always had a special interest in men. I like to observe their bodies and their behavior when it comes to sexuality.
This blog shows pictures of Stramme Jungs. That’s how germans call men that are vigorous, strong, powerful, robust, strapping, sizable, rigid, stiff, wooden, sturdy, burly and/or massive. All men shown enjoy their masculinity, on their own or with friends, whether male or female. I hope you will enjoy this blog as much as I do.
My expression is said to be enigmatic. Regular followers of this blog will soon understand that I prefer to describe it as “a modest smile of joy, excitement, amazement and entertainment”. I live to laugh and I laugh to live. That's why I am still amongst you.
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