I'm sure there are women who like a guy to shave off all of his pubic hair, but I wanted to speak up (once more) for those of us who are horrified by the growing trend of "mangroomer" products for below the belt.
Danielle, a friend who was hitting on me once informed me that earlier that day, he had shaved his balls for me. I was amused because he thought he was going to entice me or something, but I was actually repulsed by the idea. Now you probably watch porn and see all those guys with no hair whatsoever. I have a hard time watching porn because the hairless guys look so bizarre and pre-pubescent to me. It is a huge turnoff, I kid you not.
So guys, here's your New Year's resolution for 2012: Ban That Razor!
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