036 Beware wearing Speedo's

As summer gets underway I’d like to to remind all men that the Speedo was not designed for the normal male. There are of course exceptions to every rule including this one. If you are a normal guy who falls into any of the following categories Speedo's are perfectly acceptable.

- you are a competitive swimmer and/or diver.
- you are a lifeguard who is required to wear one.
- you look anything like the guys hereafter (Once again, you are not normal. You are a god. Please do women everywhere a favor and wear a speedo everyday!)

If you do not fall into one of these categories please do yourself and everyone else a favor and refrain from wearing a Speedo, in public at least. If you want to catch some rays or take a dip in the privacy of your own home you can wear whatever your heart desires!