Friday, 26 February 2010

140 Carwash










































Why do men piss on a car instead of a wall or even just straight on the ground? Does it have to do with splashback? I wouldn't know. Only the mildly retarded mind of a man could dream this up.

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

139 Black XL

A friend worked for a few years in a massage parlour that offered happy endings. After that she worked for two years as an escort. She has seen a lot of dicks. "Trust me", she once said to me, "blacks are much bigger than whites. Asians have the smallest. Of all whites I'd say the Mediterraneans have the biggest. Also I found that Arabs have the biggest of all, even bigger than blacks."